Tuesday, February 3, 2015

A Three Point Sermon on Immunization

I believe in vaccination. Who cares, right? Whether you care or not, I'm going to add my voice to the din surrounding the vaccine debate. Or, as I like to call it, immunization fact versus fiction. I am so confident that this post is going to be hugely popular and widely disseminated (hint, hint) that I am going to take a moment to address my qualifications. For those readers that don't know me personally, I am a Doctor of Pharmacy (PharmD), as well as a Board Certified Pharmacotherapy Specialist (BCPS). Not to toot my own horn, but I am particularly proud of that BCPS part because I had to work very hard to get those four little letters. You know how Christina Yang is a Board Certified Cardiothoracic Surgeon? It's kinda like that, but with drugs. I'm a medication therapy expert. (You should now be very impressed and ignore the fact that I still use inelegant words like “kinda.”)

As I was saying, I am a medication therapy expert. In fact, I'm one of those lying, condescending experts who think they know more than regular people about vaccination. I hang with a whole bunch of other highly qualified medication therapy experts who also think vaccination is a super idea for almost everyone.  Like all experts these days, I get most of my current events information via the most reliable data clearinghouse in the history of mankind—Facebook. Just kidding.  But, after I shared some particularly thought-provoking (or maybe just provoking) posts on the anti-vaxxer movement, one of my FB friends challenged me very nicely in a private message. In short, this friend expressed concern that my posts had seemed more condescending than convincing.  What follows is an expanded version of my response. (I have not checked yet to see if we are still friends...)

First, choosing not to vaccinate, does not just affect a single family. It affects, potentially everyone that family comes into contact with, and who they come into contact with, and everyone they, in turn, come into contact with, and everyone....you get the point. Mind you, I am a proud American, and strongly believe in the rights of the individual. I believe individual rights prevail—right up to the point that they collide with ANOTHER PERSON'S individual rights. If I, in exercising one of my rights deprive you of one of yours, guess what! It is no longer an inherent right. I just can't for the life of me see why vaccination is any different than requiring a child to receive an education, or requiring parents to provide proper food and shelter. A parent's right is subordinate to the rights of children and society as a whole, on these responsibilities. That is the trade-off for living in civilization. Children have a right to the best medical care available to them, and every citizen has a right to be as safe as possible from preventable diseases.

The second point is this: the reasoning behind most of the information out there against vaccinating is scientifically unsound. Period. Taking the same arguments that are supposed to convince me that vaccination is bad, and applying them to something like using car seats illustrates that fact pretty clearly. Unfortunately, the average person does not have sufficient background in statistics, epidemiology, virology, immunology, genetics, biochemistry, infectious disease, and pathophysiology to fully understand how vaccines work, or how to interpret the research demonstrating that they do. Now I'm sure THAT sounds condescending, but I assure you it is not. Let me explain. I spent 6 years in school and over $120,000 getting a doctorate, worked my butt off every free moment for those six years learning to understand all of those things I just listed. Does that make me smarter or better than someone who did not pursue the same course of study? Of course not. It makes me fluent in a language that can not be learned in any other way—the language of modern medicine.

Most of us would not make a potentially fatal decision based on information presented in a language we do not know, nor would we trust the advice of someone who doesn't know that language any better than we do. I certainly would make damn sure the person I choose as an interpreter is completely literate in that language before making such an important choice. Why, then, do we suppose someone without proper training and experience has any right to advise us on vaccination?

I would want an EXPERT. Say it with me—EX. PERT. It is not a swear word. When in God's name did it become a character flaw to work hard at something, become an authority on that thing, and then share your expertise? It makes no sense. If you are 12 miles up in the air, don't you want to be in a plane that has been built by experts, maintained by experts and flown by experts? Is it then condescending for those experts to insist you to defer to their superior knowledge and experience regarding the care and use of airplanes? Or would you prefer to have the air traffic controller Google how to maintain the engine? It's the same thing, right? They both know about air travel. Ummmm. Not exactly.  The logic does not work.  It doesn't work with regard to immunization, either.  

My last point is that what you are perceiving as condescension, at least for me, is PURE FRUSTRATION, at being accused of nothing short of malfeasance by anti-vax proponents. I spend every single second of every workday, 50 weeks of the year doing what little I can do to HEAL people and PROTECT them from diseases that can kill them. When you have seen a dying person covered head to toe in excruciatingly painful shingles (as I have), or known a patient chained to a ventilator for life because of complications of the flu (as I have)—and I could go on and on—you become pretty passionate about making those things stop. Vaccines help stop them. End.  Of. Story. If your chiropractor thinks he or she can prevent a kid with the measles or whooping cough from dying, he or she is delusional. (Now don't get hysterical about chiropractors here. I have one that I love. I think he is the best person around to help me in his area of expertise—adjusting my spine and other parts of my skeleton.)

So you, and many people, don't like the idea that you should just take our word for it that vaccines are the way to go. I get it. I really do. But, we take “the expert's” word for a million things every day. That's why you wear your government-mandated seat belt every time you get in a car, despite the risk of injury FROM the seat belt. Some expert taught us that the risk of injury from the seat belt is lower than the risk of having your face removed as you crash through the wind shield in a car accident. If you are not a dumbass, you don't get online to see what some actor has to say about whether everybody is lying to you about seat belts. You don't waste time reading everything there is to read about the government's conspiracy to strangle us all with seat belts. You get in the car, put the damn thing on, and drive to work.

Let's look at this thing a different way. I don't know what really turns you on in life, but let's say you have always dreamed of having a certain really expensive car—a Jaguar. You save and scrimp and eat ramen noodles 6 nights a week for ten years. FINALLY you can buy the top-of the-line, loaded Jaguar you have always wanted. You LOOOOVE your Jaguar. You baby your Jaguar.  You wash it by hand every day, give it the best gasoline. You wax it every week. Where do you go for information on the best way to care for your Jaguar?  Do you ask your car wash attendant or the 17-year-old behind the counter at the gas station?  Do you ask the moped repairman who lives next door? Do you use a delayed oil change schedule and put off changing out your air filter and timing belt? Or do you Google it and do whatever it says to do on Wiki?  No. I'm willing to bet my left boob you take it to the dealership where you bought it every time you need an oil change. You get every recommended scheduled maintenance. On time. You're going to keep that Jag in tip-top shape. You protect it with top-rate insurance, even though you live in an area where hardly anybody gets in car accidents. If you want information about YOUR JAGUAR you get it from the people who made it. If your car needs service, you take it to a Jaguar specialist who is licensed by your state to provide car care, certified as a Jaguar expert by the people who make Jaguars, and an expert in the repair of Jaguars to see what it needs. And you take his word for it.